online · Brantford, Ontario, Canada

Hi, I'mMark Parsons.

Computer Technician  ·  Brantford, ON

I fix computers, sort out stubborn tech problems, and help real people feel less frustrated with their devices. No jargon, no attitude — just practical help that actually works.

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What I do

Tech help, without the runaround

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Diagnostics & repair

Slow machine, weird noises, won't boot — I find the problem and fix it properly.

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Virus & malware removal

I clean out infections, lock things back down, and show you how to stay safe.

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Speed & performance

Hardware upgrades, software cleanup, and tuning that makes an old machine feel new.

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Networking & Wi-Fi

Home networks, router setup, dead spots, slow connections — sorted.

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Data recovery & backup

Lost files, failed drives, no backup plan — I can often save what looks gone.

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General tech coaching

If you're confused by your device, software, or the internet — I'll walk you through it, at your pace.

About Mark

A few things you should know

// IRC old-timer Mark has been active on EFNet IRC nearly every day since 1995 — back when the internet was a lot more interesting and a lot less convenient. Some things don't need to change.
// Movie taste: certified classic Ask Mark about his favourite films and he'll tell you: Naked Gun and Airplane! Don't look so surprised. Good comedy is timeless, and so is a well-timed sight gag.
// Never flown, loves Airplane! Despite his passion for Airplane! and its chaotic airport energy, Mark has never actually been on a plane. The irony is not lost on him — and he finds it just as funny as you do.
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