★★★ WELCOME TO THE LAST HONEST LINUX GUY IN ONTARIO ★★★ COMPUTER REPAIR IN BRANTFORD, ONTARIO ★★★ WE FIX IT, YOU KEEP IT ★★★ EST. 1987 ★★★ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ★★★
MARK'S TECH DEN
The Last Honest Linux Guy in Ontario
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║ 128K COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ║
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║ BY COMMODORE BUSINESS ║
║ ADAPTATION BY MARK IN BRANTFORD ║
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READY.
BBS CONNECTED — 2400 BAUD — 8N1
SYSTEM> Welcome to Parsons BBS — The Last Honest Linux Guy!
LOGIN> guest
STATUS> ✓ Authenticated — Silo: /tech/support
MSG> Mark is currently ONLINE — Fixing computers as usual.
UPTIME> 0 seconds on this session
▓▓ SELECT YOUR TECH ISSUE ▓▓
— SELECT YOUR CHARACTER —
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Blue Screen
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Linux Kernel
🖨️
Printer
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Wi-Fi
💾
Dead Hard Drive
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Virus
👨💻
MARK
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Hardware
FIGHT!
■ VS ■ — Player 1: Mark Parsons | Player 2: Your Broken Computer
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THE LAST HONEST LINUX GUY IN ONTARIO
Mark Parsons is a computer technician based in
Brantford, Ontario, Canada. For over three decades,
Mark has been helping people with their technology problems — from virus removal
to Linux migration, from hardware repair to teaching your grandmother how to use email.
Known locally as "The Last Honest Linux Guy," Mark has
built a reputation on straightforward answers, fair prices, and a genuine love for
helping people navigate the digital world. He prefers open-source solutions, old
hardware that still works, and the satisfying click of a mechanical keyboard.
🤑 A Note on Frugality: Mark is famously frugal about absolutely everything —
his house was built in 1952, his car has more miles than most, and he still uses the same
terminal emulator he installed in 2004. However, when it comes to his nephews?
Completely different story. Mark will buy them any tech gadget, any book, any experience
without a second thought. The only thing in his budget that doesn't get a haircut.
📧 Contact:
mrparsons@gmail.com