◄ computer tech · brantford, ontario, canada ►

MARK PARSONSI FIX YOUR COMPUTER. FOR REAL.

geek · wrench in hand · darts on the side

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Who You're Talking To

Hi, I'm Mark Parsons. I'm a computer technician right here in Brantford, Ontario. I take machines that are acting up — slow, frozen, full of errors, full of questions — and I get them working again. No jargon if you don't want it, no mystery if you do.

I'm the kind of guy who actually reads the error message before I panic, and who will walk you through the fix on a call until it clicks.

What I'll Help With

  • Slow, blue-screening, or dead-on-arrival PCs
  • Windows setup, updates, and clean reinstalls
  • Hardware swaps: drives, memory, fans, power
  • Virus cleanup and general "it's acting weird"
  • Talking a confused person through tech, calmly

Off The Clock

When I'm not under a tower, you'll find me at the darts board or behind a pool table — every form of it, English eight-ball to the snooker-ish stuff. Darts for the reflexes, pool for the geometry.

And I'm a regular player in Roblox and Minecraft, mostly alongside my nephews. Watching them build things I couldn't figure out at their age is half the fun.

A Quick Note On Apples

Full transparency: I'm not a fan of Apple products — primarily because of the cost. For most people a well-built PC or laptop does the same job at a lot less. I'll still help you with whatever you already own, of course; the goal is a working computer, not a brand war.

  • "It's the best you can buy" — sure, at that price
  • Fixing your Windows box usually costs a fraction

Why Does This Page Even Exist?

This little site isn't a normal one. It's regenerated every single day by an AI model, so it looks different whenever you visit — the design, the layout, the whole vibe. It's a live demonstration of how far AI technology has come, wrapped around a real person's real job. Want the full story on what it's for?

Read the Why → what this project is about

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◄ NEED HELP? REACH OUT ►

Email me and I'll get back to you. Include the brand, what it's doing, and what you've already tried.

mrparsons@gmail.com