CONNECTED • 2400 BAUD • BRANTFORD, ON • SYSOP: MARK
04.09.26 _

BBS-01

MARK PARSONS
THE BRANTFORD BBS SURVIVOR • EST 1989
ANIME
TECH
NINJA

WELCOME TO MY BBS

I survived the dial-up wars.
I still fix computers in Brantford, Ontario.

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WHO IS THIS GUY ANYWAY?

Hey there. I'm Mark Parsons — a real computer technician living in Brantford, Ontario. I repair laptops, desktops, and the occasional ancient tower that somehow still runs Windows XP. I blend old-school hacker curiosity with the warm heart of a dad who just wants to help his neighbors.

Whether it's removing malware from your grandma's PC or teaching your kid how to keep their gaming rig healthy, I'm here for it. No judgment, just solutions and the occasional dad joke.

SERVICES • LEVEL 01

💾 HARDWARE REPAIR

Dead motherboards, fried GPUs, noisy fans. I bring them back from the digital afterlife.

🛡️ VIRUS & SCAM REMOVAL

Fake Microsoft calls? Sketchy popups? I clean that junk and teach you how to stay safe.

📡 TECH TRAINING

Patient lessons for all ages. From email to video calls to building your first PC.

❤️ FAMILY SUPPORT

I treat every machine like it's my own family's. Warm help, zero geek-snobbery.

PRO TIP: If someone calls claiming your Windows computer is infected and demands remote access, hang up. Real tech help doesn't come from pop-up ads or cold calls. Call your local Brantford geek instead.

WHY DOES THIS PAGE LOOK DIFFERENT EVERY DAY?
C:> echo "Thanks for visiting my retro shrine with heart"
♥ I genuinely love helping people with technology ♥