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- 10Virus & Malware RemovalEvictions handled. Your machine comes back clean and calm.
- 20Hardware Repair & UpgradesScreens, drives, memory, power supplies — desktops and laptops.
- 30Slow-Computer Tune-UpsIf it takes five minutes to open a browser, it needs Mark.
- 40Data Backup & RecoveryPhotos, documents, and the files you cannot replace.
- 50Home Network & Wi-Fi HelpDead zones found and eliminated. Printers made to cooperate.
- 60Patient Tech LessonsPlain language, no judgement, at your kitchen table or his bench.
2P The Home Lab
Mark runs two Proxmox virtualization nodes at home — and he will happily virtualize anything that sits still long enough. Physical machines are a last resort. Containers and VMs are a lifestyle.
NODE-01
The WorkhorseROLE: PROXMOX VE — PRODUCTION
JOB: RUNS THE DAILY SERVICES, 24/7
MOOD: STEADY. NEVER COMPLAINS.
NODE-02
The Lab RatROLE: PROXMOX VE — EXPERIMENTS
JOB: SPIN UP, BREAK, REBUILD, REPEAT
MOOD: CURIOUS. SLIGHTLY RECKLESS.
1UP Off The Clock
HIGH SCORES — GAME NIGHT DIVISION
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"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
??? Why This Site Exists
Fair question. This page was generated by an AI model — and it gets rebuilt from scratch every single day, so tomorrow it will look completely different. It's a live demonstration of how far AI has come, bolted onto the homepage of a very real computer technician.
Read the README → why.htmlGO Contact
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