MARK'S TECH EMPORIUM

BRANTFORD, ONTARIO // COMPUTER REPAIR
INSERT COIN FOR SUPPORT - DAILY SYSTEM CHECKS - ANTI-SCAM PROTOCOLS ACTIVE

// SYSTEM STATUS

Welcome. I am Mark Parsons. I fix computers. I help people with technology. I work in Brantford. I answer emails. I replace hard drives. I do not replace your common sense.

Your RAM isn't just tired. It's emotionally unavailable. I've replaced sticks that wept during diagnostics. It's fine. They're back now. Mostly. Please don't stare at the monitor. It knows you're looking.

⚠ ANTI-SCAMMER PROTOCOL ENGAGED ⚠
I hate computer scammers. I want to protect people from them. If someone calls claiming to be your bank, your ISP, or "Admin Support," they are lying. They do not work for you. They work for a guy in a basement with three monitors and poor life choices. Hang up. Do not give out codes. I am not a code. I am a person. I help.

// NETWORK PORTS

VISIT THE "WHY" SERVER

This page explains the purpose of the project, why it exists, and contains mildly disturbing amounts of text about artificial intelligence.

TRANSMIT EMAIL TO MR PARSONS