⚠️ WARNING: Leafs-related emotional damage detected in local area. Proceed with caution.
LOC: BRANTFORD, ON STATUS: GRUMPY BUT CAPABLE

MARK PARSONS

Computer Technician / Tech Whisperer / Professional Problem Solver

Listen, if your computer is acting up, making weird noises, or just decided it's done with life, I can probably fix it. I've spent a lifetime tinkering with silicon and solder.


Background: Proud alumnus of Pauline Johnson High School and the University of Waterloo. I've got the credentials, but I've got the experience from the basement lab that really counts.

[SECURITY ALERT]: I absolutely despise computer scammers. If someone calls you claiming to be from "Microsoft Support" or "The Government" demanding gift cards, hang up. I'm here to protect you from that nonsense. Don't let the crooks win.
Current Services:
  • > Hardware Repair & Upgrades
  • > Virus/Malware Exorcism
  • > General "Why is this thing doing that?" Consulting
  • > Patiently explaining tech to people who hate tech

(Just a humble guy trying to keep Brantford connected. Now stop clicking random links in your email.)