Mark Parsons

Brantford's Premier Computer Technician & Tech Sensei

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The Mission

I fix the things that go beep in the night. From shattered screens to software nightmares, I provide high-tier technical support in Brantford, Ontario.

I once repaired a laptop that had been used as a coaster for three years. It worked perfectly, though it still smells faintly of Earl Grey tea.

The Man

A lifelong computer geek with a passion for hardware. I am also half Dutch, which means I have an innate ability to build things that are structurally sound and a mysterious longing for very large windmills.

My Dutch side handles the engineering. My Canadian side handles the apologies when I accidentally delete your "Important" folder.