BRANTFORD, ONTARIO, CANADA ✉ mrparsons@gmail.com
Mark Parsons
Computer Technician & Self-Appointed Tech Hero
★ Welcome to Mark's Tech Den — Home of the Friendly Computer Guy in Brantford ★ Serving Southwestern Ontario Since Before You Had a Smartphone ★ We Fix PCs, Macs, and Anything with a Screen ★ Animals Are Welcome Here ★ Scammers Are NOT ★
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01 Who Is This Guy?

Hi, I'm Mark Parsons. I live in Brantford, Ontario, and I fix computers for a living. Laptops, desktops, printers that won't print — you bring it to me and I'll figure it out.

I've been doing this for years. Long before "IT support" was a thing on every resume. When the computer made a sound that was definitely not normal, people in this town knew who to call.

Real talk: I'm a total computer geek. I love this stuff. And I love helping people who don't love it as much. If you're staring at an error message and feeling defeated, that's my cue to step in.

02 Animals Are Family Here
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A Safe Space for Humans and Their Furry Friends

I believe every creature deserves kindness. If you're bringing your laptop to me and your dog wants to come along, that's fine — we've got room at the desk. My own pets are regular office consultants (they mostly nap, but I respect the work ethic).

I support local animal shelters in the Brantford area and I'm always happy to chat about wildlife conservation. A world that treats animals well is a better world for everyone — including your computer, because stress causes crashes.

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03 Mark's Price Comparison Corner

Let's Talk About Those Apple Prices

Apple sells a cable the length of a hamster's tail for $49. I'm not even mad — I'm impressed they can pull it off. Meanwhile, Mark charges $0 to tell you that the cable you already have in your junk drawer does the exact same thing.

Look, I'm not saying Apple products are bad. They're beautiful. But if you're buying a $1,200 laptop and then dropping another $200 on a charger and a case, we need to have a conversation. I'll always recommend the option that keeps more money in your pocket. No judgment — I'm just here to help you spend wisely.

04 ⚠ Scammer Alert ⚠

I Hate Computer Scammers. Like, Really Hate Them.

Here's the thing: people call me all the time because someone tricked them. A pop-up said their computer was infected. A phone call said someone at Microsoft needed remote access. A fake error screen said they had to call a number immediately.

None of that is real.

Scammers target the people least likely to know better — our parents, our grandparents, our neighbours who just want to video-call their grandkids. They preys on trust and confusion. And I think it's absolutely despicable.

Red flags to watch for:

  • Unexpected pop-ups saying your computer has a virus
  • Someone calling YOU claiming to be from Microsoft, Apple, or your bank
  • Offers for "too good to be true" tech support deals
  • Anyone asking for remote access to your computer from an unsolicited call

If something feels off, call me. Or call anyone you trust. But don't call the number on the scary pop-up. I'd rather sit with you for 30 minutes and explain what's really happening than watch you lose money to a criminal.

Need help? Reach out anytime.

mrparsons@gmail.com

Brantford, Ontario, Canada

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