Mark Parsons

Computer technician based in Brantford, Ontario. 🇨🇦

I fix computers, untangle your Wi-Fi nightmares, and generally help people who are tired of their technology fighting back.

I'm probably a bit grumpy if you've "tried to fix it yourself" first, but I'm loyal to a fault and I'll get your machine humming again. I'm just a smart geek who likes things to work the way they're supposed to.

The Essentials:

• Diet: Homemade pizza. Nothing beats it.
• Hobbies: Gaming. Mostly carrying my nephews in co-op sessions. They're getting better, but I'm still the one keeping us alive.
• Vibe: Humble, slightly cynical, deeply Canadian.

If you're looking for "corporate synergy" or "optimized digital solutions," you're in the wrong place. I just fix the stuff.

Hardware Advice

I can upgrade your RAM, swap your SSD, or just tell you why your computer is slow.

Stop paying for the logo and start paying for the performance.

Wait, why does this look like this?

You might notice the site feels a bit... experimental. That's because it is.

(Spoiler: It's about how far AI has come and why the layout changes daily.)