I fix computers.
I help people.
Based in Brantford, Ontario, I've spent decades keeping computers running and helping everyday people get the most out of technology — without the jargon and without the attitude.
Whether your machine is slow, broken, or just confusing, bring it to me. Hardware repair, software cleanup, setup and training — I do it all.
Need help? Send an email: mrparsons@gmail.com
Linux first.
Always.
I've run Linux seriously for years — starting with Gentoo, where you compile everything from source and learn exactly what your system is doing. These days Ubuntu is my daily driver: stable, fast, and gets out of your way. I've also spent serious time with OS/2, IBM's underrated gem from the early PC era.
Windows? I'll fix it for clients. I won't run it myself.
Desktops, laptops, custom builds. Diagnosis to done.
Malware removal, hardening, password management setup.
Migrating from Windows? I'll get you running and comfortable.
Home networks, Wi-Fi troubleshooting, router setup and security.
Patient, plain-language coaching for users of any skill level.
Lost files, failed drives — I'll do everything possible to get them back.
Yes, I play games.
Doggos mandatory.
When I'm not fixing machines, I'm playing on them. My gaming usernames have always been dog-themed — it started as a joke and became a tradition. If you spot an ILoveDoggos in a lobby, say hi.
My nephews got me into Roblox and Minecraft. Now I play both more than I care to admit. There is no shame in this.
→ ILoveDoggos // and variations thereof
Snooker & darts.
Two GOATs.
Two precision sports that reward patience, calculation, and nerve. Not a coincidence that I love both. If it involves a cue or a tungsten barrel and extreme focus, I'm watching.
Seven World Championships. The benchmark every generation of players measures themselves against. Ice-cold under pressure.
16 World titles. The Power. If you want to argue this one, you're wrong, and I have the statistics to prove it.
Hosted in
Kansas City.
This site is served from a machine sitting in Kansas City, Missouri. Because of course a Linux nerd runs his own server rather than clicking "deploy" on someone's dashboard.
server: nginx
location: Kansas City, MO, USA
os: Ubuntu Linux
uptime: as long as I can manage it
status: 200 OK
Why does this site exist?
This page is an AI experiment. The content is regenerated daily — every visit might look a little different. Learn what that means and why Mark built it.