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Node 1 of 4 - SysOp: MARK PARSONS
Last caller: HAPPY_CUSTOMER from BRANTFORD
Login: GUEST
$ cat /etc/motd
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MARK PARSONS COMPUTER SERVICES
System Administrator On Call
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$ systemctl status tech-support
● tech-support.service - Mark's Tech Support
Loaded: loaded (/etc/systemd/system/tech-support.service)
Active: active (running)
Since: Mon 1997-01-01 00:00:01 EST
$ ./check_skills.sh
[ OK ] Hardware Repair............... LOADED
[ OK ] Software Troubleshooting...... LOADED
[ OK ] Virus Removal................. LOADED
[ OK ] Network Configuration......... LOADED
[ OK ] Data Recovery................. LOADED
[ OK ] Customer Patience............. UNLIMITED
About Me
Hey there, friend! I'm Mark Parsons, your friendly neighborhood computer technician right here in Brantford, Ontario. Whether your computer is running slower than a 300 baud modem or you've got more viruses than a floppy disk at a swap meet, I'm here to help!
I've been tinkering with computers since the days when 64 kilobytes was all the memory you could ever need. From Commodore 64s to modern machines, I've seen it all and fixed most of it!
Services I Offer:
- Computer Repairs (Desktop and Laptop)
- Virus and Malware Removal
- Hardware Upgrades (RAM, SSD, etc.)
- Software Installation and Setup
- Network and WiFi Configuration
- Data Backup and Recovery
- Tech Lessons for Beginners
- Retro Computer Restoration (C64, Amiga, etc.)