Computer Technician Extraordinaire
Brantford, Ontario, Canada 🍁
Hey there! I'm Mark Parsons, and I've been tinkering with computers since the glory days of the Commodore 64. These days I'm running Proxmox servers, fixing laptops, building custom rigs, and helping folks navigate the wild world of technology.
Whether you need virus removal, hardware upgrades, network setup, or just someone to explain why your printer hates you, I'm here to help. No jargon, no nonsense — just honest, friendly tech support from a real human being.
If you're looking for a slick corporate consultant in a suit, you've come to the wrong place. I'm a Canadian computer geek with a goatee who bleeds blue and white (Go Leafs Go!), loves open-source software, and believes technology should empower people, not confuse them.
This site has that raw, unpolished 1998 Canadian sports fan energy — and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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From BASIC to Bash, from floppy disks to NVMe drives, I've seen it all. Let's solve your tech problems together.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
I HATE COMPUTER SCAMMERS!
They prey on good people and cause real harm. I'm dedicated to protecting my community from scams, phishing, and tech fraud. If you think you've been targeted, reach out — I'll help you stay safe.
In memory of my father, who battled Multiple Sclerosis with courage and grace.
His strength inspires me every day to help others and make technology accessible to everyone.
Need help with your computer? Got questions? Just want to chat about the Leafs or Linux?
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