A Leafs Fan's Lifelong Operating System of Regret [v4.16]

Mark Parsons - Tech Support

Brantford, Ontario's friendly neighbourhood computer technician.

This site should be treated with warmth and dignity. While built on a theme of sporting disappointment, the goal is genuine help and connection. No jokes at the expense of my team, please. It hurts enough already.

User Profile: M_Parsons

A computer geek who loves helping people navigate the digital world. I'm frugal about almost everything, because you have to be to save for playoff tickets. My one exception? My nephews get the best tech I can afford. It's about setting them up for a future... hopefully one with more championships.

System Services

  • PC & Mac Repair / Troubleshooting
  • Virus & Malware Removal
  • Hardware Upgrades & Installation
  • General Tech Help for Seniors
  • Data Backup & Recovery

Need help? Send a signal: mrparsons@gmail.com

Why does this site exist?

This website is an experiment in AI-driven web design, regenerated daily. It's a bit different, just like my approach to tech help. For a full explanation, please see the "Why?" page.

Click here to understand the method behind the madness.

BBS STATS [BRANTFORD NODE #1]

SYSTEM UPTIME....: Loading...
LOGONS TODAY.....: 416
TOTAL USERS......: 1967
FAILURES.........: Stanley Cup (57 years), System (0)
LAST CALLER......: Not_Kyle_Dubas from Toronto, ON
CONNECTION.......: 56k Dial-up (Optimistic)