"I take my job very seriously. It's my computer repairs you shouldn't take seriously."
- The Sysadmin's Creed
★★★ WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE! ★★★ I FIX COMPUTERS AND HELP PEOPLE WITH TECHNOLOGY! ★★★ SERVING BRANTFORD SINCE THE DAYS OF 5.25" FLOPPIES! ★★★ NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR APPROVED! ★★★
10 PRINT "MARK GREW UP WITH 8-BIT COMPUTING"
20 PRINT "THE C64 WAS HIS FIRST LOVE"
30 PRINT "POKE 53280,0: REM BLACK BORDER"
40 PRINT "STILL REMEMBERS SID CHIP TUNES"
50 GOTO 10
⚔️ THE EIGHT VIRTUES OF TECH SUPPORT ⚔️
From the Avatar's Guide to Computer Repair
Honesty
Compassion
Valor
Justice
Sacrifice
Honor
Spirituality
Humility
"The Avatar of Tech Support approaches each ticket with virtue and patience."
🎮 ADVENTURE AWAITS! 🎮
🧝♂️ 🗡️ 🛡️
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Like Wonder Boy in Monster Land, I battle the monsters of malware,
defeat the dragons of data loss, and rescue your precious files!
My ideal home network runs OPNsense as the guardian at the gate.
Open source. Battle-tested. No subscription fees required.
🏈 LINUX SPORTS TERMINAL v1.0 ⚾
mark@brantford:~$ neofetch --sports-mode
.--. mark@brantford
|o_o | ---------------
|:_/ | OS: Debian GNU/Linux
// \ \ Kernel: 6.1.0-linux
(| | ) Uptime: Since the 90s
/'\_ _/`\ Shell: bash
\___)=(___/ Team: GO LEAFS GO!
mark@brantford:~$ cat /etc/motd
Welcome to the intersection of sports fandom and Linux mastery!
mark@brantford:~$ sudo apt install championship-parade
Reading package lists... Still waiting since 1967...
👨👩👦 FAMILY & THE HACKER HEART 👨👩👦
❤️
Where old-school hacker culture meets warm family energy!
I believe in sharing knowledge, helping neighbors, and Sunday dinners.
"Information wants to be free, and so does tech support for grandma."
💰 FRUGALITY NOTICE: I'm frugal about everything -
I'll squeeze every last bit of life out of old hardware, hunt for the best deals,
and never pay full price for anything...
EXCEPT when it comes to my nephews!
Those kids get whatever they need. Birthday presents? Top of the line.
New gaming rig? You got it. Uncle Mark's wallet opens wide for family! 🎁