// SYSOP PROFILE
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NAME: Mark Parsons
TITLE: Computer Technician / SysOp
BASE: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
ORIGIN: Born in Burlington, now rooted in Brantford
ONLINE SINCE: 1995 (never disconnected)
// NOTE: The goatee has remained unchanged since 1996.
// Some constants in this universe are worth preserving.
// Kernel integrity: 100%
I fix computers. I help people with their technology problems. Been doing it since before "cloud" meant anything other than rain. I've seen every Windows crash, every malware infection, every "I accidentally deleted everything" disaster you can imagine.
ERROR: cup_finals_win.exe not found. Last successful execution: 1967.
System continues to process regret. Memory allocation: infinite.
Fan status: UNCONDITIONALLY LOYAL (fatal exception handled).
// TERMINAL
BBS: PARSONS.SYS
USER:
PASS:
(Demo only - press ENTER to continue)
TOTAL CALLS:
14,892
FILES UPLOADED:
3,247
MSG POSTS:
89,102
LAST CALLER:
Tech_Guy_99
NODE STATUS:
ONLINE
SYSTEM UPTIME
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