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Mark Parsons

Computer technician in Brantford, Ontario, Canada

Welcome to a friendly retro-tech corner of the web  •  Repairs, support, and careful computer help  •  Canadian, nerdy, and affectionate jokes welcome  •  Homemade pizza appreciation society  •  Optional chiptune ambience approved  •  This page has a playful 1990s spirit  • 

A helpful computer geek with a practical touch

Mark Parsons is a real person who helps people with technology, repairs computers, and makes everyday computer problems feel much more manageable. He is based in Brantford, Ontario, Canada and brings a calm, approachable style to computer repair and support.

This page leans into a retro home-page vibe, with a spoof 1990s feel that imagines a sysadmin having a very organized day and an upbeat sense of humor.

Favorite food: homemade pizza.

Sound effects or chiptune-style ambience would fit nicely here, though they are optional.

Retro theme rules

  • Animated marquee included
  • Blinking lights and counters included
  • Leans into a playful 1990s homepage style

Style notes

  • Canadian, nerdy, and affectionate jokes only
  • Reflects Mark's dislike of Facebook and Twitter
  • Supportive, practical, and friendly tone

What Mark does

  • Repairs computers
  • Helps people with technology
  • Makes tech feel less intimidating