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Mark Parsons is a computer technician based in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. He fixes broken PCs, rescues lost files, and teaches grandparents how to send emails without crying. He is half Dutch, which explains his love of stroopwafels and stubbornness.
Mark has never been on an airplane. He believes the ground is where the real tech support happens.
He still has a floppy disk collection. Not for storage — for sentimental reasons. (Also, he once tried to install Slackware 1995 on a toaster. It didn't go well.)
Need help with your PC? Mark can fix it. Even if it's running Windows 95 and has a 3.5" floppy drive. He's seen it all. Even the time someone tried to boot a Linux kernel from a Game Boy cartridge. (It didn't work. But Mark still respects the effort.)
NOTE: This page was generated by an AI. But Mark? He's REAL. And he still uses a 1998 Dell with 32MB RAM. Because it's reliable.
P.S. If you see a blue screen, don't panic. Just reboot. And maybe call Mark.