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Mark Parsons: Virtualize Everything

Computer Technician | Brantford, Ontario | Gamer-tag: ILoveDoggos

Local Tech Support

I fix computers. Plain and simple. If your PC is acting up, your network is slow, or you need to move your physical hardware into a virtual environment, I'm your guy here in Brantford. No "cloud-native disruption" or "synergistic platforms"—just tools that work and systems that run.

Virtualize Everything

Why let old hardware hold you back? I specialize in taking legacy systems and virtualizing them so they run on modern iron. It's like a Slackware '95 install but with the power of 2026. Keep your data, lose the clunky beige boxes.

Home-Cooked Comfort

Between recompiling kernels and fixing cracked screens, I always make time for my Mother's home-cooked meals. There is nothing in the digital world that can replicate her Sunday roast or her homemade apple pie. It's the only thing I don't try to virtualize.

The Dog Park

"Why do dogs make terrible IT technicians? Because they can't stop barking at the 'cat' command!"

When I'm not at the workbench, you'll find me at the local park. My gamer-tag ILoveDoggos isn't just for show—I genuinely believe dogs are better than most software updates.

Scammers Can Get Bent

If you're calling people claiming to be "Windows Support" from a noisy call center, don't bother coming near my clients. I help local folks recover from your nonsense every day. You're a drain on the industry and you're not welcome here.

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