MARK PARSONS

⚠️ The Last Honest Linux Guy in Ontario ⚠️

*** WELCOME TO MARK'S HOMEPAGE *** NO NONSENSE *** REAL HELP FOR REAL PEOPLE *** COMPUTERS FIXED RIGHT *** FAMILY FIRST *** UNCLE-APPROVED TECH SUPPORT ***
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VIEWING THIS SITE MAY CAUSE LEAFS-RELATED EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
(But my tech support won't let you down like the 3rd period)

🖥️ Computer Repairs & Tech Help in Brantford, Ontario

Welcome! I'm Mark Parsons, and I fix computers. No corporate jargon. No upselling. No hidden fees. Just honest tech support from a guy who actually cares about helping you.

🐧 Linux Specialist

I know Linux inside and out. Whether you want to escape Windows or need help with your existing setup, I'm your guy.

💻 PC Repair

Hardware issues? Software problems? Weird noises? I diagnose and fix it all. Desktops, laptops, you name it.

🛡️ Virus Removal

Got malware? Ransomware? Mystery popups? I'll clean it up and show you how to stay safe.

🎓 Tech Tutoring

Not sure how something works? I'll teach you in plain English. No question is too basic.

🇨🇦 About Mark (Yes, I'm a Real Person)

I'm half Dutch, full-time computer geek, and I live right here in Brantford, Ontario. I've been fixing computers and helping people with technology for years because I genuinely love it. Family comes first for me - I'd rather spend time with my nephews playing co-op games than chase some fancy job title or status symbol.

I'm the kind of tech guy who will explain things until they make sense, not talk down to you. I don't believe in planned obsolescence or forcing upgrades you don't need. If your old machine can be saved, I'll save it.

🎮 Uncle & Nephews Gaming Corner

When I'm not fixing PCs, you'll find me gaming with my nephews. Co-op is where it's at! Building rigs that can handle split-screen? Teaching them about framerates and graphics settings? That's the good stuff. Technology is better when it brings people together.

📢 LESLIE NIELSEN APPROVED 📢
"Surely you can't be serious about these prices?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Need Help? Let's Talk!

No automated phone trees. No waiting for callbacks. Just shoot me an email and I'll get back to you.

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🤔 What Makes Me Different?

  • Honest pricing - I tell you what it costs upfront
  • Real explanations - I explain what's wrong in terms you'll understand
  • No pressure - If you don't need it, I won't sell it to you
  • Local service - I'm right here in Brantford, not some call center overseas
  • Linux expertise - Seriously, I'm probably the last honest Linux guy in Ontario
  • Family values - I treat your tech problems like they matter, because they do