Mark Parsons

Welcome!

Greetings, fellow traveler of the silicon highways. This site is built with the warmth and dignity of a long‑time Linux and BBS veteran—no generic tech‑bro fluff.

Mark turned 50 in 2025, and he still rocks dial‑up like a retro superhero. Think Dogs, Disks, and Dial‑Up—the holy trinity of his geeky life.

Remember, every dog deserves a treat, and every hard drive a gentle spin.

Need help? Whether it’s a stubborn motherboard or a confused printer, Mark is the real deal—a computer geek who loves to help people. (And his nephews? They’re VIPs, starring in every troubleshooting saga.)

Absurd joke of the day: Why did the floppy disk go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being “floppy‑minded.”