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Mark Parsons: Tech Support

Brantford, Ontario | Keeping the Grand River Valley Online

[!] SYSTEM ALERT: POTENTIAL SCAMMER DETECTED [!]
A suspicious entity is attempting to read your BIOS. Please immediately pet a dog to neutralize the threat.

// THE TECHNICIAN

I'm just a regular guy in Brantford who happens to know why your computer is making that clicking sound. I prefer to stay behind the terminal, helping people solve their hardware headaches without making a scene. If you need someone to fix a corrupted drive or optimize a slow rig, I'm your man.

"I'm not an expert, I'm just the guy who knows which button NOT to press."

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// SERVICES

// THE DOG CORNER

When I'm not knee-deep in SATA cables, I'm probably hanging out with my four-legged friends. My philosophy is simple: Computers are great, but dogs are better.

Gamer Tag/Status: ILoveDoggos