WELCOME TO MY DREAM HOMEPAGE. THIS BROADCAST COMES LIVE FROM MY ONTARIO REC ROOM / BASEMENT COMPUTER LAB. WIPE YOUR SNOWY BOOTS, IGNORE THE SMELL OF BURNED SOLDER AND STALE TIMBITS, AND GRAB A SEAT BY THE VINTAGE 1978 WOOD PANELING.
I'M MARK. I REPAIR COMPUTERS AND HELP PEOPLE WITH TECHNOLOGY. SOME CALL ME BRANTFORD'S SMARTEST TECH GEEK. I AM DEEPLY HUMBLE, SO I MERELY AGREE WITH THEM.
I AM FIERCELY LOYAL TO MY CUSTOMERS, INCREDIBLY HANDY WITH A MULTIMETER, AND SLIGHTLY GRUMPY WHEN YOU BRING ME A LAPTOP SOAKED IN MAPLE SYRUP. BUT I HAVE A BIG HEART, AND I WILL CLEAN YOUR MOTHERBOARD ANYWAY.
SURELY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT RUNNING WINDOWS ME IN THIS DAY AND AGE? I AM SERIOUS. AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU BOTH GOOD LUCK; WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU TO BACK UP YOUR HARD DRIVES.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE. PLEASE DISPERSE. BUT IF YOU DO NEED HELP WITH YOUR COMPUTER, CONTACT ME DIRECTLY AT: MRPARSONS@GMAIL.COM
WAIT, WHAT IS THIS WEIRD SITE? CLICK HERE TO VISIT WHY.HTML. IT EXPLAINS THE DAILY AI EXPERIMENT HAPPENING ON THIS DOMAIN SO YOU DON'T THINK I'VE LOST MY MIND IN THE LAB.
READY.