Player Stats & Achievements

SYSTEM SPECIFICATIONS

  • Operating System: Linux (Primary) since 1995
  • First Distro: Slackware (color.gz and bare.i floppies)
  • Original Hardware: 3dfx Voodoo 1 (still owned!)
  • Current Status: Active Computer Technician
  • Location: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
  • Specialty: Hardware Repair & Tech Support

Welcome to the official homepage of Mark Parsons, your friendly neighborhood computer technician! Like a classic NES game, I've been powering up computers and helping people level up their technology skills for years.

Game Over for Overpriced Tech: While some companies charge premium prices for basic hardware (looking at you, Apple), I believe in providing honest, affordable computer solutions that don't break the bank.

Services Offered

  • Computer Repair & Diagnosis
  • Hardware Upgrades & Installation
  • Linux System Setup & Support
  • Virus Removal & System Cleanup
  • Data Recovery Services
  • Technology Consultation

RETRO GAMING CREDENTIALS

Still proudly own my original 3dfx Voodoo 1 graphics card - the legendary piece of hardware that launched consumer 3D gaming! This baby brought us Quake, GLQuake, and countless hours of polygon-powered entertainment.